Crack Your Day with Daddy’s JokesThoughts by John Pang - May 30, 2016June 4, 20160 Smile booster for you today! Here are some popular compilations of daddy’s jokes on social media. Simple, but will surely make your day.1. World’s largest kiwi fruit!!2. Love this!!3. Happy Sunday everybody!4. Heard this from a friend…. Son: “For $20, I’ll be good.” Dad: “Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing.”5. Hilarious Q&A! Need I say more?6. Never go camping with a C-section baby!7. Teacher calls dad up to have a chat because of the kid’s attitude: Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?” Student: “Homework!”8. Nice quote! 9. From a ParentTown SG user“My dad once sent me a PM on Facebook asking what a PM is. (HAHA) He is effortlessly funny. :)” Plus…10. This is insanely funny.11. Dad: “Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Son:“It was well-armed.”12. Waitress: “Careful, that plate is hot!’ Dad: ‘It’s ok, so am I.”—Nadiime13. “Last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree and the guy behind the counter said to my dad, ‘Are you going to put it up yourself?’ Dad replied ‘Don’t be disgusting, I’m going to put it in the living room.'” — UnrustledJimmie14. “We were getting fast food when the lady at the window said, ‘Any condiments?’ My dad responded, ‘Compliments? You look very nice today!’” 15. “I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, ‘You.’”16. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta #joketuesday17. The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do. My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after three.” “Four,” answers the boy. “What comes after six?” “Seven.” “Very good,” says the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?”“A Jack.”18. Fake eyebrows?19. Princess Leia’s childhood if Darth Vader had been a normal dad.