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Crack Your Day with Daddy’s Jokes

Smile booster for you today! Here are some popular compilations of daddy’s jokes on social media. Simple, but will surely make your day.

1. World’s largest kiwi fruit!!

Worlds largest Kiwi fruit

2. Love this!!


3. Happy Sunday everybody!


4. Heard this from a friend….

Son: “For $20, I’ll be good.”
Dad: “Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing.”

5. Hilarious Q&A! Need I say more?


6. Never go camping with a C-section baby!


7. Teacher calls dad up to have a chat because of the kid’s attitude:

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”

8. Nice quote!


9. From a ParentTown SG user

“My dad once sent me a PM on Facebook asking what a PM is. (HAHA) He is effortlessly funny. :)”


10. This is insanely funny.


11. Dad: “Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
Son:“It was well-armed.”

12. Waitress: “Careful, that plate is hot!’
Dad: ‘It’s ok, so am I.”—Nadiime

13. “Last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree and the guy behind the counter said to my dad, ‘Are you going to put it up yourself?’ Dad replied ‘Don’t be disgusting, I’m going to put it in the living room.'” — UnrustledJimmie

14. “We were getting fast food when the lady at the window said, ‘Any condiments?’ My dad responded, ‘Compliments? You look very nice today!’”

15. “I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, ‘You.’”

16. What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta

17. The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.

”Yes,” he said.
“I do. My father taught me.”
“Good. What comes after three.”
“Four,” answers the boy.
“What comes after six?”
“Very good,” says the teacher.
“Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?”

“A Jack.”

18. Fake eyebrows?


19. Princess Leia’s childhood if Darth Vader had been a normal dad.



John Pang
As a father of two beautiful kids - Max and Jac, I want to share the love, jitters, concerns and joy that they have brought the Mrs and me over the past years. It's a blessing to have Shasha, our lovely domestic helper, who is helping us to keep the house in human order with the two cute monsters at home. Join me in my experiences and daily life as a parent. PS: Having a child is a big decision, there isn't any 30 days return policy 😄