Daddy asked "Max what is the chemical formula for water?" Max says "H I J K L M N O" Daddy replies "Huh?" Max replies "Yesterday you said H to O mah" *Face Palm
During our walk home, Max says "Daddy, do you know ants make good maids?" Daddy asks "Why?" Max replies "Because when you drop crumbs on the floor, they will clean up for you!"
Max calls "Daddy, where r u?" Daddy says "On the way home." Max replies "Daddy, why so late? Later when you come home, don't use the computer ah. You need to rest your eyes!"
Max asks "Daddy, when we go to the new house, can we have a dog?" Daddy replies "No" Max replies "How about we get a sloth then?"
Daddy teaching Max schoolwork. Max says "Daddy, how can you write your "R" like an "N", if you were a teacher, you would confuse all the students..." @_@