Daddy asked "Max what is the chemical formula for water?" Max says "H I J K L M N O" Daddy replies "Huh?" Max replies "Yesterday you said H to O mah" *Face Palm
Neighbor asks "Max, how old is your daddy?" Max replies "6 years old" Neighbor says "That can't be." Max replies "Daddy became a father only when i was born mah"
After a toilet trip, Jac sings "one little poo poo jumping on the bed. One fell down and knock his head. Mummy went to the doctor. Doctor says no more poo poo jumping on the bed..." Inspired by Youtube Videos....
Jac climbs on Daddy, touches his stomach and ask "What's this?" Daddy:"It's fats boy..." "What's that for...?" Jac exclaimed.
During our walk home, Max says "Daddy, do you know ants make good maids?" Daddy asks "Why?" Max replies "Because when you drop crumbs on the floor, they will clean up for you!"
Jac asks "Daddy, why did the dinosaur cross the road?" Daddy asks "Why?" Jac replies "So that he can go poopoo! Funny right? "
Daddy lying down playing iPhone. Jac says "Daddy, you cannot lie down and watch tv you know. Wait your eyes pain and you spoil your eyes you know"
Max calls "Daddy, where r u?" Daddy says "On the way home." Max replies "Daddy, why so late? Later when you come home, don't use the computer ah. You need to rest your eyes!"
Max asks "Daddy, when we go to the new house, can we have a dog?" Daddy replies "No" Max replies "How about we get a sloth then?"
Daddy teaching Max schoolwork. Max says "Daddy, how can you write your "R" like an "N", if you were a teacher, you would confuse all the students..." @_@